The IRC Navy Seal Copypasta is a copypasta made by Anthony. It mimics the original "Navy Seal Copypasta" (also known as the "Marine Copypasta," "Internet Tough Guy Copypasta" and "Gorilla Warfare Copypasta"), but that copypasta has too many nasty words to be suitable for the IRC chat. So, the swearing was replaced and most of the copypasta was changed to include common themes and words used in the IRC chat itself.
"What the bop did you just peeping say about me, you little sniff? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Anthony Armada, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on MeepStop, and I have over 300 confirmed peeps. I am trained in japinse warfare and I’m the top peeper in the entire #WiiArmy. You are nothing to me but just another stinker. I will kickban you the stink out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my meeping words. You think you can get away with saying that peep to me over the Internet? Think again, stinky. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of schmutzes across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the SNO, brownie. The SNO that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your toilet. You’re meeping peeped, kid. I can flex anywhere, anytime, and I can stink up the place in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare bottom. Not only am I extensively trained in bopping, but I have access to the entire arsenal of PWMWBot and I will use it to its full extent to bop your miserable bum off the face of the pool, you little stinker. If only you could have known what smelly retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have hugged your best friend. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you stinky bum. I will drop potatoes all over you and you will drown in it. You’re confetti, kiddo."